I need a volunteer to dress as a witch and push me door to door. You need a large golf umbrella as well as your broom.
If I hadn't eaten as many kitty treats I would be easier to push. Also I'm getting worried about getting stuck in the neighbor's cat door when I sneak in at night to eat their cat's leftovers. My owner can't figure out why Fancy Feast Lean Cuisine isn't working.
It's fun to baffle humans. They think they're so smart! If I seem a little strange when you come to pick me up it's because I found a bag of catnip under the sink last night. I was bored so I ate the whole thing.
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You are too funny :) !
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